Wednesday, March 12, 2008

beginning the project

Having trolled wikipedia over numerous sleepless nights I came finally to a realization that will shock most of my readers not only for its patent obviousness, but also for its far reaching implications.
Like so much else, I am sad to report that wikipedia is a lie.
Dear reader, do not reject my conclusion out of hand! I humbly beg your forbearance in this matter, even if it upsets the carefully cultivated garden of your world, arranged just so with an altogether neutral point of view.
Of the weeds that grew in your garden we were too much aware. College professors in their obsessive pruning often reminded us that wikipedia was not a valid source. After all, had they not added impossible details to The Battle of Namur themselves; telling us all manner of fabrications about the uniforms of the forces arrayed under Fredrick of Prussia in battle against the Walloons (see wikipedia on The Walloon Holocaust which has been suppressed to this day by Armenians jealous to preserve the distinction of false genocides to themselves)?

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